never forget

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I think the more pressing question is, "Why did your parents name you 9/11?"

Mark Wahlberg did an interview recently with Men?s Fitness and fuck, you guys, this dude is a hero.

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:

?If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn?t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ?OK, we?re going to land somewhere safely, don?t worry.??

"And then me saying 'Who wants a Wahlburger?!?'" Oh no, wait. That's not part of the quote. I actually believe Mark though. Because did you see his hair in The Lovely Bones? Only a fucking badass can pull off that cut.

Never forget Funky Bunch.

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The National September 11th Memorial & Museum officially opened to the public today.

But why travel all the way to New York City?  Just head to your local Hooters.  It's got everything America stands for: beer, boobies and buffalo wings.

Never forget …that happy hour is Monday through Friday featuring $2 domestic draft beers.

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I promise I will never forget…

…the day I saw someone tip $9 on a $35 check.  You realize the economy is in the shitter, right?  We gotta tighten our belts!  I think 20% is a perfectly good tip.  Maybe $8 if you're rounding up.  $9 is just making the rest of us look bad.

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