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Wash up before you shake her dad's hand, alright buddy?

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What did I say about eating jambalaya before a game?

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Some actors peak young. Gary Coleman, Lindsay Lohan, and that kid with the glasses from Jerry Maguire are among the list of people who experienced their greatest successes at an early age.

But who knew Seth Green belonged to that elite group of has-beens?

This news footage from 1991 shows a time when Seth Green was adored. Stadiums cheered for him. An entire town loved him. Women flocked to him despite his hideous hairstyle.

Without A Paddle, Seth? Old Dogs!?! You used to be somebody!!!

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After the New Orleans Saint's big Super Bowl victory, the Internet immediately became littered with way too many snapshots of Drew Brees's questionably cute son, Baylen Brees.

Now, I don't want to be a buzzkill.  I think this is great victory for the city of New Orleans.  But I want to clear something up here and now…

Baylen, you are one year old.  You are physically incapable of doing much more than sleeping and turning food mush into excrement mush.

You didn't win jack.  You certainly didn't win a Super Bowl.  The only thing you could have possibly won is the getting born to the right person at the right time lottery.

So wipe that arrogant grin off your face, stop pointing your finger like you're givin' a shot out to all your homies, and come talk to me when you have a job or you want to use daddy's money to pay for my bar tab!

You sure as hell can't throw a football for crap yet.  And why are you sporting #9?  Stop living in your father's shadow and get your own damn number.

Though on a positive note, at least for once a Super Bowl winner will actually enjoy his trip to Disney World.

One of the cool things about ESPN.com's online polls is that they give you a map breaking down the vote by state.

With the Super Bowl coming this week, the poll on the front page of their site was "Which team are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl?"

Right now, the New Orleans Saints have a 56% edge in fan support.  Not unexpected, being that they are certainly the sentimental favorite.

But the state-by-state breakdown, seen above, is far more interesting.  Louisiana and Indiana are clearly rooting for the home-state team, but some of the other results seem strange.

For instance, WTF, OHIO!

You're too good to root for your neighbor?  You got beef with Indiana??  What's up with that?  Mississippi gets along with its neighbor!  What's your problem?!  All your teams are in the AFC.  You won't even root for your own conference?!

Who you rooting for on Sunday?  And can someone explain to me why Ohio is still on the fence with this one??