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One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

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So How Was Your New Year's?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 2, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

[via The Chive]

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You Missed the Best New Year's Eve Party!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

"If you wanna view both balls, that'll cost you extra."

[via IAB]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ice Bath

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 7, 2011 at 12:00PM

We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by iPhone.

Cocoon on Ice!

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ice Bath

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 3, 2011 at 4:00PM

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

The only other cure for his prolonged erections
is to turn to his right and look at his wife.

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