new year's

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

[via The Chive]

"If you wanna view both balls, that'll cost you extra."

[via IAB]

We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by iPhone.

Cocoon on Ice!

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

The only other cure for his prolonged erections
is to turn to his right and look at his wife.

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