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Hey, I have an idea… How about waiting to see if he can "lin" any games with Carmelo Anthony in the lineup before we start flooding New York City with an army of half-Asian, half-Staten-Island-whore babies.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "A true giants fan" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "A true giants fan."  Some parents really want their kids prepared for the Super Bowl.  But keep in mind, he's just a little kid, so go easy on him.  He's going to have a rough enough time when the Pats own his terrible team.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote by a landslide — pulling in over half the vote — was Mike Hawk with his title, "What's so weird about that, a lot of pussies drink Miller Lite."  It's funny because light beer is for pussies and a cat can also be called a "pussy," so in this context, the word "pussies" has a hilarious double meaning.  Congratulations, Mike!

Anything to avoid riding in a car with all of them.

Not because they're black, you racists.

Because they're annoying.

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"Is there a building shaking?"

"Yes, Ron. The one we're in."

I know Carly said we were going to stop talking about the earthquake, but even a smart lady like Carly could not have foreseen this happening: idiots getting Survived the Quake tattoos!

Not surprising, however, is that this is happening in Brooklyn where ironic jokes are king.  Just think how funny the joke will be when the real one hits and — ironically — he does not survive.

[via The Daily What / image via NY Daily News]

So this musician that kind of looks like a cross between Clark Duke and Mike Pomranz's beard was innocently playing his guitar when BOOM EARTHQUAKE. Caught on camera! Can you believe the destruction???

One time I was filming a movie with friends and there was an earthquake in L.A. and we caught it on camera. But, you know, it wasn't New York so I guess WHO CARES.

Okay, now this.

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The New York Police Department wants you to believe this video shows that "Bomb Squad technicians [on July 1st] destroyed approximately 5,000 pounds of confiscated fireworks at the NYPD firing range in the Bronx."

Right, NYPD…

Why don't you just admit that this year's police fireworks display was not as well choreographed as planned.

Better luck next year, guys.  Maybe a little patriotic music would help tie things together…

[via The Daily What]

Great.  Gay marriage has only been legal for three days and already all the good men are taken!

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Come on!  You mean you filmed all day and you didn't catch a single pedestrian or cyclist being hit by a bus?!?

What the hell was I watching for then?

For education??  Pfft.

[via The Daily What]