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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

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You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

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In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

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…Except cunnilingus.

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This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.

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"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

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More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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Her son's name is Rawbhurt.

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I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

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