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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:30PM

Filomena-Tobias

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via WPBF]

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bacon

boobs

bulls

cnn

dog

facebook

fail

flip off

game

girlfriend

hooters

hot 100

links

manti teo'

maxim

mom

mothers day

news

noah

old

owl

playoff

quentin

titties

tortellini

video

webmd

woman

Yep, High School Was Rough

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

wangdong

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

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cock

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dong

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name

names

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wang

wang dongdong

I KNEW The Internet Would Find Me A Husband

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

photobomber1photobomber2photobomber3

Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

[via The Chive]

Chicks. Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

womensnakes

In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

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down

house

news

snakes

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woman

women

This Reporter Isn't Afraid Of Anything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

…Except cunnilingus.

[via Uber Humor]

Uh, It's Not That Funny

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.

[via ClownyGirlz]

Two Nice-Sized Reasons To Celebrate Women's Month

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

[via Videogum]

So? They're Both Bad For Your Teeth

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

[via EatLiver]

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crime

family

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meth

meth lab

news

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pancakes

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syrup

winning

And Do You Spell That With A 'C' Or A 'K'?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 15, 2013 at 10:00AM

Her son's name is Rawbhurt.

[via I am Bored]

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erica

name

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tv

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What Am I Doing Tonight?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

[via DoucheChillz]

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