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"Who's a sexy news anchor? YOU'RE a sexy news anchor."

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This clip is a lot funnier if you're high on legal substances.

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To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

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President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

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Okay, I have one. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Nothing, because he doesn't speak English very well. And he probably doesn't know what a hot dog is.

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Hey, Skipper Andrew Strauss? You got any bigger urns? We're trying to find somewhere to store all the ashes from that BUUUUURN.

BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker understands the great art of covering up a mistake by doing something else even more distracting and ridiculous.

I bet he learned that technique from Lindsay Lohan.

But on JetBlue you get your first blowjob free*.

*Size limits may apply.

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