news fail

The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

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"Who's a sexy news anchor? YOU'RE a sexy news anchor."

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To her credit, she's better at football than Michael Strahan is at reporting.

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I'll be signing autographs in the bathroom of Port Authority.

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That's how determined Obama is to piss off Republicans: He died and still remained president.

Now I'm going to run upstairs and pitch Comedy Central my new show idea: Ghost President.

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Package! Hahaha. Shrinkage! Hahaha. Size of the package! Hahaha.

Boogers, farts, and boobs. It's the news, people!

What's sad is that today's segment of Kathie Lee and Hoda was undoubtedly more immature than this.

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You know what's embarrassing? Missing the implosion of a bridge because you stall for too long in a newscast.

You know what's even more embarrassing? Eating paper on air while your co-anchor calls herself an angry troll.

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Mr. Harken, sir, I will not have my first story at this news station be about a cat fashion show.

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But on JetBlue you get your first blowjob free*.

*Size limits may apply.

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