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Bill Wisth has a problem. It's not his running tab at a seafood restaurant nor is it the fact that he weighs 350 pounds. Bill's issue is that a place claiming to be "all-you-can-eat" would have the nerve to cut him off after just 20 pieces of fish.

To demonstrate his displeasure, Bill has vowed to picket outside Chuck's each Sunday "until the restaurant rethinks what happened."

Not a bad place to be every weekend considering, "Well, they do have like some of the best pizza in town, if you like deep dish."

[via BWE]

This is not The Onion. This is real life.

[via BWE]

There's no point in Charlie trying to talk his way out of this one. This is the kind of spot-on journalism that will hold up in court.

We know it wasn't an allergic reaction, Charlie. We saw you do coke! The Taiwanese animation cameras were on you like a teddy on a dick.

[via Gawker]

Sorry about the cheesy headline.

[via B&P]

She went through all that work and then that's what she did with it?!?

[via Julia Segel]