FREE BANANA MAN!!! FREE BANANA MAN!!!
There are so many things I enjoy about this news story. The pictures of hot women on Bryan's wall, the reporter who goes balls to the wall and wears a grape suit, and, of course, the "free the banana man" t-shirts.
Hopefully reporter Pat Collins starts his own high school where students are allowed to wear fruit costumes without fear of suspension. I would send my 14 year-old brother there. Because if there's one thing I want him to learn at an early age, it's that there's nothing wrong with FRUIT SALAD!
[via The DW]