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What's next, my uncle peeing on a fire hydrant? (Get it? Because my uncle molested me.)

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I'm happier than a boy standing shirtless next to Daniel.

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"So when three dead hookers covered in apple sauce were discovered in Rite Aid, we knew who to call."

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"Who's a sexy news anchor? YOU'RE a sexy news anchor."

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To her credit, she's better at football than Michael Strahan is at reporting.

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The Mushroom Sex Toy story was easily 2012's best news fail, winning by a landslide.

There's something about the fact that nobody thought, "Hey, that looks like a vagina."

Gets me every time.

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I personally think aliens are made out of Jell-O but what the hell do I know.

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Although I always appreciate a custom touch, I'm gonna be a sweetheart and give you the whole video, Drew. More puke yay!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Coming up at 11: Pringles are the shiiiiiit, son.

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