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"My producer is telling me the game actually went into overtime then ended when the Celtics won by two touchdowns. Very exciting."

[via CollegeHumor]

If you catch your guy cheating because you're watching the news and he falls out a window half-dressed in the background then you have to forgive him.

Them's the rules.

[via VVV]

If you do, tell her to fucking shut up about the sparrow that sat on her head.

[via i-a-b]

Hey look…  One of you Qaddafi'ing assholes made the Richmond local news.

[via Reddit]

"Will this thing ever end?  She was a toddler.  This memorial has been longer than her actual life."

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.

Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.

[via The DW]

Three drunk guys stealing a penguin — Australian for "gaaaaaaaaay."

[via Gawker]

Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

[via Videogum]

Sweet Brown is nothing if not aptly named.

I'd like to share a cold pop with Sweet Brown. EVEN if that means I'd catch bronchitis. Which nobody got time for.

[via Tastefully Off]

So…?  What happened to the president?  Is he okay?

[via Reddit]