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Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.

Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.

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Three drunk guys stealing a penguin — Australian for "gaaaaaaaaay."

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Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

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Sweet Brown is nothing if not aptly named.

I'd like to share a cold pop with Sweet Brown. EVEN if that means I'd catch bronchitis. Which nobody got time for.

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So…?  What happened to the president?  Is he okay?

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According to writer Samantha Brick, "there are downsides to being pretty ? the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks."

Friends have frozen Samantha out of their lives due to jealousy and insecure female bosses have barred her from promotions at work.

Samantha discusses all the trials and tribulations of being so fucking gorgeous in a piece she wrote for the Daily Mail.

In it she explains that dinner parties and social gatherings are very tough. "If I can?t wriggle out of them, then often dress down in jeans and a demure, albeit pretty, top."

To which commenter Helen of Troy remarked, "I know, right?"

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This clip is a lot funnier if you're high on legal substances.

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Don't worry, only one person died.  Some asshole in the ABC-2 News graphics department.

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This is fake. Which I know because I spent more time than that talking about myself last week. Did I even tell you guys what happened to me last week? Well, not to me. But to my friend. Her name is Carrie. Which is very similar to my name. Actually my parents were going to name me Carrie. But I have a cousin named Caroline and they didn't want to confuse anyone. I think Carly works better anyway. But when I was younger I wished my name was Caroline. I used to write that on my papers even though it's not my name. And I made people call me Caroline, which got confusing whenever my cousin was around. One time– oh, sorry, I'm getting a phone call. It's probably my salon. I'm getting my haircut tomorrow. Well, just a trim. I have a lot of split ends. I'll tell you about it later.

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Oh, you invented the VENDING MACHINE???

Congrats, Sprinkles.  That's pretty sweet, coming up with an idea that's been around since the first century.

This whole cupcake obsession needs to end.  Know what I prefer being obsessed with?  Not having diabetes.

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