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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

Somebody had one too many thimbles of maple syrup.

[via HuffPo Weird]

He's Got Sh*t To Do, Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2013 at 8:00PM

Give the guy a break he's only got a few minutes left before they start charging cover over at the Steamy Clam.

[via Daily of the Day]

News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

[via Newser & HuffPoWeird]

Get It Together, Detroit

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

Honest mistake considering ARod's baseball career recently passed away, too.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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The Blowjob's In The Fine Print

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

Sooo, is that like an official company slogan, or just one woman's confession of the horrible things she's done feeding her donut addiction?

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