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Oh, you invented the VENDING MACHINE???

Congrats, Sprinkles.  That's pretty sweet, coming up with an idea that's been around since the first century.

This whole cupcake obsession needs to end.  Know what I prefer being obsessed with?  Not having diabetes.

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That's news? Thousands of college girls make the best of theirs every day.

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This is literally the only interesting thing that's happened on Channel 8 News since the time that black guy farted on camera.

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TGIF. Am I right, girl in the background of this video?

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This just in: You look like a fucking idiot on live television.

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Sure, you got them back where they belong, but they're just standing around!  Dinner ain't gonna cook itself.  Let's get to work, ladies.

And would it kill you to make some hors d'oeuvre for while we wait?

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Luckily the victim knew that Beyonce was "super preggers" or he might not still be alive today.

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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, making your coworker look stupid is funny everytime.

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Woops, I mean best! Silly me. I always have breasts on the brain.

Anyway, watch this guy look like a tit on television. I mean boob.

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This interview went from boring to great in a matter of seconds. And that's because the news is less entertaining than a plastic bag.

Here is a list of some other things on television that could be improved by adding a plastic bag!

Every other news show, Whitney, Dancing With The Stars, Whitney, Two Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, Hart of Dixie, Terra Nova, House, Last Man Standing, Body of Proof, Unforgettable, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Whitney, Ringer, Glee, Biggest Loser, Parenthood, Suburgatory, The Middle, Revenge, Free Agents, Up All Night, Harry's Law, Grey's Anatomy, Person of Interest, The X Factor, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, Whitney, Bones, Whitney, Once Upon A Time, Grimm, Allen Gregory, The Good Wife, Desperate Housewives, and Whitney.

I'm sure I forgot some. But what's important is that the bag makes it's way to the set of Whitney.

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