Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Handjob for a Lolla ticket? Sold! That's a really good deal.
- Rick Perry Unable To Find Vagina On Anatomical Doll is the best article title ever.
- Slab City bitch, slab slab city bitch.
- A voicemail from Monica Lewinsky to Bill Clinton is about to leak. Damn Monica, nothing kills a boner like a girl who over plans.
- Hosé is totally how you spell the name José, right?
- Girls you can't see clearly or as I like to call it, sluts behind curtains.
- 20 celebrity twitpics that are just plain silly.
- Homeless people in Hawaii are being given a free plane ticket to ANYWHERE in the US. Let's take a moment to picture homeless people on airplanes.
- July news fail compilation. Live TV LOLZ.
- And 24 Vines you can't stop watching. Seriously you can't or else you'll die in seven days.
[still via Craigslist]