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No Coffee, Extra Cream

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Heartwarming

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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Hmm, That's Odd

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 30, 2012 at 11:00AM

And why is this paper printed in goat's blood?

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Bad Dog

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Dad, can we keep the sex offender if we promise to feed him and walk him? Pleeeease?"

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I Can't Quite Tell If This Guy Likes Nickelback

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

Nickelback killed his father.

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Potential Crisis Alert

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Stop whatever you're doing, world. And fix this problem.

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The Coolest Baby Ever Born

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

Like Spiderman, only better with the ladies.

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Congrats To The Happy Couple

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 29, 2012 at 10:00AM

I wonder what Mr. Black and Miss Panther Party have to say about this engagement.

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Woah, What Now, Newspaper?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2012 at 3:00PM

Find the best swimwear for your body and then take it off before you shit yourself.

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This Old Story…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 25, 2012 at 1:00PM

Back in my day, we respected our elderly ninjas.

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