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Cat Watch 2014 Starts Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

All of the FBI's Most Wanted list would be captured by morning if "great BJs" were promised.

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That Sounds Exhausting

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

Attention Mets Season Ticket Holders: "Blow Job Appreciation Night" will be replacing "Keith Hernandez Bobblehead Night" at the ballpark.

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Surprise, No One Loves You

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her friends and family can totally make up for it by adding a few more exclamation points to their Facebook "Happy Birthday" message.

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Quavers Must Be Fantastic

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'd let a dog hump my leg for a piece of cheesecake but that's where I draw the line.

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Maybe A Little Too Honest

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2014 at 8:00PM

And with that DJ Green never had to worry about anyone sitting in front of him, ever again.

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