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Somewhere, there's a big fat Italian lady playing middle linebacker.

[via Break]

Pretty female parts…

Remember when Tosh.0 got the BLR treatment? That was a great. day.

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Justin Bethel, a cornerback from Presbyterian College (not a football powerhouse, FYI), is hoping this video will improve his NFL draft stock after making the rounds on the Internet.

You can't totally see it because the video is so grainy, but if you listen really closely, you can hear a white guy's head exploding.

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I'm assuming this guy is the winner of some "Come up with one word that best describes the Arizona Cardinals franchise and put it on your license plate" contest.

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Buy her a Kinect for fuck's sake.

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"Well, first I'm going to hug Flavor Flav.  Then I'm going to get an STD screening."

Flav is wearing a lot of huge rings.  Coughlin may have mistook him for five-time Super Bowl champion Charles Haley.

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The rumor's so big that "Peyton Manning" is now a trending topic.

Rob, if you're going to spread unsubstantiated rumors, why not say Eli Manning is retiring?

Maybe then I could get some movement on that damn Giants-49ers line.  I've been waiting for it to get up to +3 since it opened.  I got debts, dude.  Mad debts.

Wait.  This girl is hammered.  And they're in Wisconsin.  Why isn't she the one driving?

[via The Daily What]

If you're not lucky enough to be Denny Blaze's friend on Facebook then you probably haven't seen this picture that was posted on his page today.

That's right. He's an NFL cameraman now.

Remember kids, if you can't be a famous rapper you can always distract a stadium full of Browns fans by shooting the game from the sidelines.

That's an above average back-up plan if you ask me.