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He's Got Closing Speed

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's why Mel Kiper Jr. has Sergeant Riley at fifth on the big board. Tremendous upside.

[via Daily Garlic]

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The Carolina Panthers Just Lost A Fan

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

Try being a Cincinnati Bengals fan, kid. Every season ends with that kind of crying rage.

[via Matt Simone's Youtube]

It Hurts More Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

He's being shipped along with the Broncos championship t-shirts to a undisclosed third-world country.

[via Imgur]

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Time For Some Truth

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

You'd think someone that sensitive about 9/11 wouldn't be so eager to "crash" something.

[via LA Times]

10 Peyton Manning Audibles

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

With the big game fast approaching, I thought I'd share a little inside information on one of the NFL's most famous players. You see, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning is famous for calling audibles, where he changes the play by yelling out code words to his teammates. But the truth is, it's all bullshit.

In hopes of confusing the opposing team, Peyton will yell just about anything. Case in point, in the picture above, he's not altering his strategy based on the defense's alignment, he's simply telling his teammates he'd like to grab some delicious panini sandwiches after the game.

Click below for more of Peyton's famous secret signals…  Show full post