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The only way I'm buying a ticket to Coachella is if this guy shows up instead of Skrillex.

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If you're nice he'll bring you presents. If you're naughty he'll eat your moms face off.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yo!  Tyler!  You ever hear the phrase "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"?

If you want on the show, you probably shouldn't call Daniel a "douche."  Maybe say something nice, like you think he's funny or you love his casual jackets.

You still probably won't make it on the show, but you'll be a nicer person.

As punishment for dropping the "d-bomb," I am doing the cruelest thing I can imagine for someone who wants to be on the show: I'm putting you on the blog instead.

But you'll still watch yeee?

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, March 10th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!