nickelback

Nickelback killed his father.

You've got two more days to buy those tickets, Idaho. But save one for Josh! Lord knows the internet needs that concert review.

[via The HD]

"I'm broke and this was the only anti-theft device cheaper than The Club."

[via Reddit]

What do you get when you cross a Japanese video of a cat covering his ears with a Nickelback song?

You get the cat that hates Nickelback.

Personally, I would have used that new Good Charlotte song, but what do I know…

[via BuzzFeed]

Tap Tap Revenge, a popular Guitar Hero-style game for the iPhone app store, has just released a Nickelback version of the game.

Here's how Mashable reported on the release.  See if you notice anything suspicious about this story:

Tapulous…has just launched Nickelback Revenge, the latest addition to its popular Tap Tap Revenge franchise.

The app…includes eleven of the band?s most popular songs.

[The game] is compatible with iOS 4 so all new iPhone 4 owners who also like Nickelback can rock out with no worries. [...]

Nickelback Revenge is $4.99 and available now.

Did you spot it?  Did you see what's wrong?!

That's right!  $4.99 is way too cheap for a Nickelback iPhone game!  Go grab it now before they realize what they've done and jack up the price!

No matter how many times our mothers tell us otherwise, Joselyn, Mike, and I know we're not perfect. Which is why we're wiling to admit our mistakes. There have been three.

How To Fold A Fitted Sheet – Mike devoted an entire post to a 2 minute and 25 second instructional video on folding a fitted sheet. It's as boring as it sounds.

Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback? – I rewrote the lyrics of a Nickelback song to entice you to join a Facebook group about a pickle.

An Ode To Screen Grabs – Joselyn wrote an ode to screen grabs. Need I say more?

Each of these posts is terrible in its own way. But only one can be The Worst Post Ever.

Above: Chaz did not like White Girls Doing Cosby

I can let years of repeated infidelity slide: So Tiger Woods likes to have sex with a ton of women — that's understandable.

But what I can't understand is years of being a Nickelback fan.  As TMZ reported, "We know Tiger's a big Nickelback fan — he's even joined them on stage in the past…" discussing his recent trip to a show by the "rock" "band" in Orlando.

How have I not heard of this before?  Hiding your love of porn stars from public view is one thing, but Tiger should have been publicly shamed for being a Nickelback fan long ago.  These people should be forced to go door to door and report themselves to their neighbors like sex offenders.

Truly sick and shameful…  What a deviant!

[via BuzzFeed]