nicolas cage

Vanessa's work experience is terrifying.

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The only problem with Nicolas Cage is that he's not in everything. Lucky for us, some genius has created a Facebook page imagining what Hollywood would be like, if it were perfect.

Fire all the other actors. We don't need them anymore.

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Wait, which one is the overactor?

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You may recognize Nicolas Cage from classic American films such as "Leaving Las Vegas", "The Ant Bully", and "The Expendables 2". You may also recognize him from this photograph, being sold on eBay, which dates back to 1870.

Yup. Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire.

That explains why he's so bad at imitating human emotions! It's been centuries since he's felt anything. That kind of time will affect your acting.

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Nicolas Cage will lose his shit.

Four episodes of Tosh.0 start TONIGHT at 8:00pm on Comedy Central!

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Remember the old Nicolas Cage? The one that was in Gone in Sixty Seconds and Adaptation? He was an actor, right? He played roles like a car thief or a dad or a screenwriter and then when the movie was wrapped he went back to being Nic Cage. Yes? Just say yes so I can prove my point.

Well now he is his characters. He maintains half a head of meth addict method actor hair, he whispers tales of his childhood while stroking his chin, and at the end of the day he sits down to a wholesome meal of animals who used to have dignified sex.

In interviews he plays Nicolas Cage but he's not very good at it. It's like, come on BalthazarJohnnyBlazeBenGatesBlake, Nic Cage would never admit to being friendless as a child. At least pretend like you know that!

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Why not? Well, according to the The Sun, Cage chooses what food he eats based on the way it mates.

"I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles," he said. "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

(Needless to say, you're definitely not on the menu.)

I'll admit Nic Cage was really good in Kick Ass. But I'm worried about the guy. His sanity just keeps on receding.

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