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Stalker Level: Ninja

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

Remember fellas, the restraining order only matters if she sees you.

[via Acid Cow]

Sort Of Impressive, I Guess

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

Well last night I got up off the couch without making a weird, grunting noise, so… call it a draw?

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amazing

flips

gymnastics

jumps

ninja

trampoline

Sweet Moves, Young Buck

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's impossible to watch this without hearing him yell "Parkour!" as he flies by.

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Etsy Ninja

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

The downside of being completely undetectable? Super itchy.

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body suit

camouflage

commute

crochet

etsy

itchy

knitting

ninja

stealth

subway

sweater

yarn

10 Russians You'll Want To Date

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

Russia may be one of the few places on earth whose appearance can be vastly improved by a meteor strike, but when it comes to supplying the internet with priceless WTF moments, they are truly still a superpower.

Not only have their dashboard cams given us first-person views of horrible accidents we should never see, but now their dating site profile pics are here to brighten our days. Honestly, can you think of a better way to bolster your love life than to dress like a sexy mermaid while giving the camera a look that tells the world "I don't really want to be here"? Because I can't.

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