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Back in my day, we respected our elderly ninjas.

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Yes, this is it: the first ever Web Redemption from the first ever episode.

A little history lesson for you: Tosh.0 debuted on June 4th, 2009.

To put that in perspective: a still active Black Eyed Peas had the #1 song in America, the Jersey Shore was simply known as a place high school kids went to get drunk the week after they graduated, and Osama Bin Laden was relaxing comfortably in his Pakistani compound.

My, how things have changed.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from David Mayer in response to the Ninja vs. Plastic Container video.

In my mind, ninjas and coleslaw go together like Steven Tyler and American Idol. As in, not at all.

Why is he on that show? So random.

Anyway! KFC has a perfectly balanced coleslaw recipe:

Now that we know exact measurements, we can focus on more relevant topics. Like the motherf***ing backyard ninja.

So, what? We show one video of Daniel slicing through coffee pots and water coolers with a giant sword and suddenly all the ninjas are doing it?

Pssh. Get your own ridiculous hobby.

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Congratulations to Poland, the land of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Nienawidzę trzepać dywanów," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Every week, someone suggests the Kid Car Breakdown as their Fan Favorite.

Look, I'm glad there are a couple of you out there who actually take this seriously and suggest Fan Favorites, but we already used the Kid Car Breakdown.  It was the second Fan Favorite ever. I can't just throw up the goddamn Kid Car Breakdown every single week!

So, if you toss out the suggestion of Kid Car Breakdown, the suggestion of a video that we don't actually have on the site, and all the other irrelevant comments that aren't even suggestions, all we have left is what you see above.

So there you go: "The Ninja nerd-alert with the sweet, sweet mullet."  Thank you, Chase, for actually making a suggestion.  As usual, I hate the rest of you.

Let us know your favorite Tosh.0 video in the comments so we can use it as next week's Fan Favorite!

You probably think your hands are pretty great. They feed you. They open doors for you. They allow you to do lots of other important things such as write, rub, grab, and feel. But your hands are nothing compared to this girl’s hand.

It punches and kicks! It does one-fingered push-ups! It has a black belt! Dare I say her right hand is more athletic than your entire body? I dare.

You've got a chubby kid in a sweat suit with a childproof wooden sword.  Can you guess what happens next?

The Internet LOVES lists.  I'm talking a serious list problem.  Like, if the Internet suddenly stopped posting lists, there'd be web-fiends on the streets sucking dick for lists.  That's how intense it is.

I have nothing against the concept of a list, but lists often fall victim to two common flaws.

First, many lists are compiled by people who have not done enough research to warrant their list being in any way authoritative.  These lists can still be fun, but rarely live up to their ridiculous claims of being "The 10 Best Whatevers in the History of All of Time."

The other problem is I constantly see lists of sub-groups of things that I didn't even know existed.

Today's example: Epic Carnival's list of "10 of the best Ninja Cat videos of all-time."

If I saw one awesome Ninja Cat video, I would probably sh*t my pants.  But the 10 best?!?  Needless to say I was excited.

Anyway, I posted my favorite of the group above (which we may have already posted on the Tosh.0 blog — I can't even keep track anymore).  You can check out the rest and decide for yourself whether Ninja Cat videos really are a "thing" or whether we can toss this list into the desperate pile.

I'm thinking the latter.

[via Urlesque]