Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A cartwheel fail. God I love the South. (above)
- This is the largest meal in the world. And you thought stuffing a turkey was hard.
- A Mexican amusement park has a "crossing the border" attraction. Nothing like cotton candy and police dogs.
- Alonso Mateo is KILLING IT at Instagram. More popular than you'll ever be, at anything.
- Ninjas climbing up a building. I assume a McFlurry was on the roof.
- A new way to privately text. So much goes into sending a picture of your unimpressive dick.
- Hot girls! In tight clothes.
- Hernandezing is officially the worst meme ever. Isn't there something else you could be doing? An ultimate frisbee pickup game?
- And a fruit dance, because you people love weird shit.
[video via Videogum]