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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 10, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via I Heart Chaos]

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The Dangers Of Gaming Too Hard

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Everyone knows the hands are the most expensive part of the model.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Acura Legend of Zelda

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 19, 2012 at 4:00PM

Much funnier than my 1996 Toyota Supra Mario Bros.

[via Reddit]

Super Mario Bros. Loving Hipster Bird

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 12, 2011 at 12:00PM

Next up: Teaching his cockatoo the song from Legend of Zelda's whistle in the hopes a tornado will come and whisk him away to a place where women will want to sleep with him.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 18, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Glad you enjoyed the Drunk Knockout Web Rematch, Twon.

But come on…   "Wrote down"??

Why would you have to write down 007 373 5963?

Shit, I can recite that code faster than anyone's birthday in my immediate family.  And I'm pretty sure today is one of their birthdays.

College Kids, Nostalgia & Drugs Don't Mix

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

"Well here's your problem…  Needs pepperoni."

[via EPICponyz]

Fan Favorites: Live Mario Brothers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

HEY ASSHOLE STOP TYPING IN DAMN ALL CAPS FOR ONCE OK???? but anywayyyy i give them super mario brothers because i want to see you stop leaving poorly written comments :) de nadaaaaaa ?

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NES Is All Grown Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 9, 2011 at 4:00PM

I probably spent about half my childhood blowing into Nintendo games.  Once your machine reached a certain age, that was the only surefire way to get it to work.

Then I reached a certain age, discovered alcohol, and my childhood days ended.

Well, now someone over at Andy's Electronics Projects (Andy, maybe?) has combined the best of both worlds: a game called DrunkenNES that uses a breathalyzer stuck in an old NES cartridge to create a playable NES drinking game.

You blow in the cartridge just like old times and the game tosses your name up on an 8-bit leaderboard.

Not sure how you "beat" a game where the drunkest person wins.  Death by alcohol poisoning?

Regardless, as cool as this is, the hardest NES drinking game will always be when you drunkenly tell your buddies you can TKO Mike Tyson in the second round of Punch-Out!! and then they force you to prove it.

I can do it, I swear.  I've just drank way too many High Lifes.

[Andy's Electronics Projects via EPICponyz]

Super Mario Bros. Turns 25

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 13, 2010 at 12:00PM

The game Super Mario Bros. was first released in Japan on this day in 1985.

To commemorate, check out the above video providing a visual tour of the much of the Super Mario catalog.

I can't believe I've spent 25 years of my life hanging out with an Italian plumber with a severe mushroom addiction who loves stomping on the head of every creature he sees.

I could have been playing Super Mario Bros. games that entire time instead.

Alright, I gotta run and get this bag of mushrooms to my Italian plumber friend, Gino, otherwise he will stomp me on my head.  What an asshole.

[via BuzzFeed]

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