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I can't believe I've never seen this before.  Remember when Daniel recreated Level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.?

Well, someone took the original video of the guy who broke his arm trying to climb some homemade crate-stairs Mario-style and animated Mario in there.  Genius.

It's kind of like Mario doing his take on our "I'm better than you, na-na na-na boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo."  You show that broken-boned loser, Mario.

[via BuzzFeed]

Hey, cat!  You suck at Duck Hunt!

Get a real job!

However, I gotta say, this is the first time in my 24 years of seeing this game where the dog laughing actually makes sense.

[via Reddit]

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My Sim girlfriend thinks this shirt is hot.

Tecmo Super Bowl could be the greatest sports video game ever.  When it was released in 1991, it was miles ahead of all the inferior football games out there on pretty much every level, including having full rosters for every team in the NFL.

The game made legends out players like Bo Jackson and the infamous QB Eagles.

Well, add Jeff Feagles to the list of notables.  With his retirement this past Friday, he becomes the last player from the original version of Tecmo Super Bowl on NES to leave the NFL.

Feagles, a punter who has played for an estimated 31 teams over the course of his 72 years as a player, retired at the age of 106.  (Or at least that's how it feels to me.)

But I don't think Feagles should give up quite yet.  Has anyone tried blowing on him?  Maybe working him over with a q-tip?  Try jiggling him a little bit and then tapping his reset button a few times.

I think we can get one more game out of him.

[via NBC New York]

Most retro crap on the Internet is garbage: It's like, here's a T shirt with some character from Mr. Belvedere on it that you don't even remember LOL!

Retro for the sake of retro is lame.  If you're gonna talk retro, bring something new into the mix …which is why Super Mario Crossover is so sweet.

The idea is simple: Play the original Super Mario Bros. with a selection of other NES classic characters.  There's Samus from Metroid, Link, Mario himself, Mega Man, Simon from Castlevania, and the dude from Contra who's name no one knows or cares about.

What makes it interesting is that each character retains their signature moves from their own games.  For some characters it's a bitch: Like Samus is too tall to squat down and shoot at Goombas.  I've gained a lot of respect for all the hard work Mario and Luigi have done over the years.

It might not be the most fun you've ever had, but it is interesting, and will remind you why Link is such a pussy.  Give the game a try here before any of the multiple copyright holders who's rights are being infringed upon file a complaint.

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Tosh.0 Mario Brothers 2 from tosh point0 on Vimeo.

Becoming a Mario Brother is not as easy as it looks. Check out these clips with Daniel teaching Nathan how to be the best Mario Brother he can be.

Daniel recreates level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros to prove that you don't have to break your wrist to save the princess.

The Wii Fit Girl tries to set the record straight on Tosh.0, but Tosh only has one thing on his mind.

A (mildly) hot topic of conversation on Reddit yesterday was jumping over the flagpole in the original Super Mario Bros. video game for the much heralded Nintendo Entertainment System.

2010 will mark the 25th anniversary of the release of Super Mario, so let's just put this debate to rest.

You can jump over the flagpole in the game… and once again the Internet comes to the rescue with the above video of the incident.

And to think, some people blame the economy on the 10% unemployment rate.  Now all you people who have been trying to figure this out for the past 24 years can go get an f'ing job!