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Yes, the Internet has tons of pornography…

But it also consistently serves as an outlet for those who seek "mental masturbation" via 80's nostalgia and gadgets with retro appeal.

Sure, the above video of a hand-held gaming system made out of an old NES cartridge looks cool.  But what's the point?

The video doesn't provide a link on where you can buy one of these for yourself.  It doesn't give any instructions on how to make one.  Whoever made this video basically provides no information whatsoever except to say, "Hey, look at this cool thing I have!"

Why would you taunt us like this?  What do you stand to gain?!  Is there a benefit in instilling jealously throughout the world??

Yet people still gawk and covet.  If you build 80's retro junk, they will come.

[via Unique Daily]

This image has become popular on Reddit, proving that sometimes newer technology isn't always better technology.

Also broken, this guy's printer.  Nice handwriting, buddy!  Stick with that old school pen and paper!

How do you get 100,000 views on YouTube in four days?

Post a video of yourself doing a highly choreographed dance to the somewhat elevator-y music from your Wii.

The net really knows no bounds to how far people are willing to watch the bizarre.  Post a video of yourself krumping to the Rygar theme and I bet you could easily pull in a million views in a week.

Actually, don't steal that idea.  I'm grabbing my Flip cam right now.  Who's got a working original NES?

[via Buzzfeed]