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"That's right, son. Very gentle." -His dad, who is taking this photo.

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If a message in a bottle washes up on shore, he wants to be able to read it.

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For perspective, those hearts are actually placemats.

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Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

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You're welcome.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You're right, he should have just done three-fourths.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Russian Backflip Blood (above)
• Scared of Mexican Butterfly
• Nipple Cut
• Good Chubby Dancer
• Girl Stains
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Court Escape
• Crane Tip
• CeWEBrity Profile raw clip: The Illusion
• Dog Pees on Dude
• Anti-Gay Forest Rap

Guys? I think your mom's dead.

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You know what they say: the quickest way to a man's heart is by biting his entire nipple off like a psychopath.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Motorcycle vs Deer (above)
• Baby in the Washing Machine
• Big Balls Guy
• Girl Kisses Tree
• Bike-riding Dog
• Video Breakdown raw clip: L.A. Beast Breaks Toe
• Semen Bomb Emergency
• Web Redemption raw clip: Skateboarder Hit By Truck
• Blow Dart Nipple Pierce