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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Russian Backflip Blood (above)
• Scared of Mexican Butterfly
• Nipple Cut
• Good Chubby Dancer
• Girl Stains
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Court Escape
• Crane Tip
• CeWEBrity Profile raw clip: The Illusion
• Dog Pees on Dude
• Anti-Gay Forest Rap

Watch it, Jeremy. "Sensitive Nips" is an excellent name.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! 

I hope she isn't a vegetarian, 'cause he's 95% pepperoni.

[via Izismile]

Finally: a way to get to second base without all that pesky "talking to women."

[Via Izismile]

Sweaty Buttcrack heating service is their sister company.

[via Funny Junk]

It'll last longer. And it'll go viral on the Internet. Because, hey, that's a funny picture.

[via i-a-b]

EVERYONE IS A WINNER… when you avoid nipple-chafing.

[via BuzzFeed]

In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock for a man with massive nipples.

And Daniel parodied a painful pool jump.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Cartwheeling Goalie
• This week's Video Breakdown showed some swift car dodging
• Daniel put an unfortunate end to Bros Icing Bros
• We introduced the world to the Toshtini
• And Daniel chatted it up with fetish model Amazon Amanda
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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