Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A porta-potty surfer riot is a combination of all the things I hate. (above)
- House Hunters drinking game. How about a shot every time someone wants an "open floor plan."
- A super hottie doing a Nirvana cover. Did I mention boobs?
- Music video without the music: We Can't Stop. So creepy, PLEASE stop.
- M'Oreos, because this is America and we want to die of heart failure.
- Slow-mo dogs eating peanut butter. Take your hand out of your pants, you sick fuck.
- A computer for women! Does it print sandwiches?
- This dog gets it. He'd kill it on a Slip 'N Slide.
- A bear dance party. If a bear twerks in the woods, does it make a clap?
- And hot girls in lingerie. Mondays are hard, you deserve it.
[video via Barstool]