Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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It's your own damn fault. Who attaches the door stop to the door??
Attach it to the wall like a normal, functioning member of society.
[via Gawker]
The real challenge is trying to guess when the last time this guy got laid was.
I give him points for not being a bad looking guy. But he loses points for hanging toy cars on his wall. The guitar is a wash. Though it is acoustic…
I don't know. A couple months?
[via Happy Place]
Please. She was faking it for the dryer.
[via The Daily What]
Either he's hungry or he's doing an impression of Jared Leto's singing. Hard to tell.
[via College Humor]
Last Friday, we showed you "Cat Bongos" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites (sorry — they can't all be pussy jokes) and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Cat Bongos." Think torturing an innocent cat by forcing it to play the bongos is funny? Well you'll think it's even funnier with a funny title!
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
You guys spoke loud an clear in this week's Rename This Video Vote. The winner was Mike Kaminski with his title, "I don't know what Heidi Klum sees in him." It's funny because "Seal" is also the name of a vocalists with a lot of crazy shit on his face. Congratulations, Mike!
Remember that annoying sound your modem used to make back when you had to "dial in" to the Internet?
Turns out, if you slow that sound down 700%, you get some pretty cool ambient noise worthy of a terrible space movie.
And strangely enough, listening to it feels a lot like how it felt to download something in the 1990s…
As dawn broke over the terrain of this strange new land, slowly light peeked out from beyond the horizon and, bit by bit, the world revealed its bounty of pornography to those patient explorers willing to forge ahead and not have their connection broken by an incoming call…
[via The Daily What]
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