noises

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Sweet Brown (above)
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some sexy farm noises
• A dolphin gave birth
• We learned how the Killacycle got its name in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel showed us how to talk to someone about something serious.

Hot damn! He can kiss his virginity goodbye.

[via Unique Daily]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold."  Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major."  It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks.  Congratulations, Bruce!

No Extended Redemption this week.

Instead, someone on Twitter tweeted this image of what the Tosh.0 theme song looks like in Closed Captions.

You can give a deaf person the exact same description for what's coming from my bedroom.

Remember way back when, when we had the segment "Above Average Girls Making Animal Noises"?

If you don't remember, you're screwed, because we don't have that clip in our archive.

But this video does you one better: Instead of having many above average girls each doing one animal noise, it has one above average girl doing nearly 20 animal noises.

If that doesn't get you excited, well then good for you, you are not some secret animal loving pervert.

[via Reddit]

I sure am posting createfarts.com, sure am.

Because I've not yet seen a site like this — with such poor design, stupid function, and corny humor — that sums up what the Internet means to me more accurately.   I bet hundreds of thousands of people create farts, laugh and pass it onto their friends.

You can choose your fart's "sound control" to be "cops show up!"  "Cops show up!"

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I love it.  Even though there's only a few different fart noises that play no matter what options you chose, who cares!? FARTS!!!

Oh, Internet, you're the biggest time wasting, brain numbing thing to ever exist.  Thank you.