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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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From It Made My Day (dot com), we get the above tidbit.

I hate to play the role of snarky blogger (despite being paid a living wage to do so), but how bad must your day have been for this to "make your day"?

I realize this person is about to eat at McDonald's so he or she (I'm leaning towards "she") doesn't live a life of extravagance and luxury, but seriously, at least you're in the drive thru.  Your car must be running.  That's not too shabby.  You didn't have to walk to McD's in the snow because you could only afford to buy dinner off a dollar menu.

Things looks relatively rosy to me.

Maybe her Internet connection had been down all day and this small interaction was the closest she could come to being a part of her beloved LolCats.

Yes, that could be it.

Or maybe she had just spent the past 6 hours in a sex dungeon.

Also a strong possibility.

[via Reddit]

Yeah, but can he sweet-talk you first? Didn't think so.

This stupid bird trying to eat someone's finger has been everywhere for the past few days. I cannot believe this. The internet should not be trusted with watching whatever videos it wants anymore.

Here's what happened: Someone put their finger into a hungry bird's mouth. What the hell do you expect it to do? Of course it's going to try to eat your finger. Why is that unexpected enough to be funny? A bird already has its eyes on the sides of its head, add to that a mouth that's open as wide as a Peanuts character's — the poor thing's eyes are pointed in the exact opposite direction of your finger. It only knows to clamp down on whatever its mother puts in there. Animals have these things called "instincts." Clearly, the internet does not have such instincts when it comes to humor.