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Research for this article was a team effort.

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And because I love to torture myself with the smell of food that's not being made, I also picked up Chocolate Chip Cookie. Still looking for Bacon.

Oh, and this is real. I want to hear the Yankee Candle Kid's review.

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In college this was the only haircut that I could afford.

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YUP.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• How to Flip on a Trampoline
• Noodles Puke (above)
• Harmonic Kiss
• Kick Down Tree
• Swivel Chair Leaf Blower
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Instant Karma Car Crash
• Web Redemption raw clip: How to Get European Men
• Subway Street Justice
• Car Surfing Maniac
• Back Cyst

Some people will do anything for attention. Others will go beyond anything into a dark, scary place where nothing could possibly justify their actions — like this guy.

I feel bad for those noodles, but at least I know what I won't be doing this weekend. Thanks, you pimp costume-wearing noodle-eating nut!  I'll be in the bathroom vomiting.

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