Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Norway is suffering from a butter crisis. And Tommy wants Americans to stop taking the issue so lightly.
Not since Chris Crocker begged us to leave Britney alone have we heard such a passionate plea.
So to all of you who are mocking the poor Norwegians while enjoying your morning toast: you better watch out! Because Tommy will fly to your house and eat the butter out of your fridge IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY.
Of course you can go to the store and get more butter because you don't live in Norway. But you won't be able to go to the store and get a new brain that doesn't hold the memory of watching Tommy eat butter out of your fridge. So keep that in mind.
[via Videogum]
At least 93 people have died in Norway in a terror attack July 22 that started with a bombing in Oslo and continued with an hour-long gun rampage at a nearby youth camp.
New Zealander Cameron Leslie was at the gym just 50 meters from the initial blast benchpressing "quite a lot of weight" when the bomb went off. Did I mention he was at the gym? Working his pecs? And he biked there. So there was cardio involved.
Anyway, I don't know what the word "naturally" means in New Zealand but it can't possibly mean what it does here.
[via The High Def]
People are dumb. We all know that. Some people are professionally dumb.
These are the ones that actually make a living by being dumb. Like Ashton Kutcher. And Heidi Montag.
And this guy, professional shallow diver Darren Taylor.
[via TheDW]
To be fair, no one knows what the hell a "krone" is worth anyway.
FYI, that amounts to $3275. Full story here. Hopefully you speak Norwegian.
I'm still trying to figure out who the douche was who ordered an Ossian Ale. That set us back 79 krone!
[via The Daily What]
The Huffington Post reported that Jens Stoltenberg, the Prime Minister of Norway who has been stranded in New York City because of that crazy volcanic ash that has forced international flights to be canceled, has been running his country from an iPad.
Yes, that picture above is Stoltenberg running Norway.
Apparently, he downloaded the Run Norway app from the Apple app store.
But really? You shouldn't be able to run a country from an iPad. This isn't SimCity. In fact, you shouldn't have to run a country from an iPad. Get a freaking laptop, hippies!
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