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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Picture Is Unrelated]

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Friday

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WTFriday

It Snot His Fault He's Talented

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

snotbubble

It's very similar to blowing one with Bubblicious. Doesn't taste as good though.

[via Izismile]

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Who Is This Guy, And Is He Single

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 2:00PM

He doesn't always pick his nose but when he does, he makes sure we're live.

[via Izismile]

Now You're Busted On TV AND The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Pretty sure this is how I picked it the last time we won the championship, so… Wait was it the right hand? No, no. It was the left."

[via FailNation]

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Please Also Note The Soul Patch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

A black panther AND a barber's pole? He's actually a lot more tolerant than I thought.

[via Izismile]

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 28, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

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shot

show

trampoline

video

video breakdown

virgin

web redemption

Yeah, Dad's Kept Busy Since Retirement

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Look, if Sheila were more adventurous, I wouldn't need this little guy."

[via Izismile]

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fail

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Sex

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Don't Play With Your Food

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

UNLESS you're this girl. Then do whatever the fuck you want because you're awesome.

[via Rats Off!]

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Runny Noses EXPLAINED!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 23, 2012 at 2:00PM

This also explains why right before I sneeze it always smells like ghost grundle.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sinus Snake

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 9, 2011 at 12:00PM

The hamster in his ass is VERY nervous right now.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Florian.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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