nsfw

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

**NSFW BOOBS!**

"We'd like to offer your right breast a record deal."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

So… what's he into?

[via Happy Place]

I know, Super Angry Parrot. I thought it was Friday too.

[via BuzzFeed]

And so conveniently located.

[via Reddit]

Despite the lyrics, I'm not convinced this guy is actually gay.  That room is way too messy and there are nowhere near enough clothes in the closet.

Either way, just goes to show the benefits of a Penn State education.

[via eliotglazer]

Cursing or no cursing, she's still closer than when the Chinese delivery guy repeats my order.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

This very NSFW rant has been a huge viral sensation since hitting the web yesterday.

Good to see Tracy Morgan back on his feet and finding work in a new industry.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

If you're in the mood for a completely, utterly NOT SAFE FOR WORK Christmas Carol, then click here.

And trust me, people not at work/owners of headphones, you're in the mood.

The best part about this for me is not the horribly offensive lyrics or Majela ZeZe Diamond's sweet dance moves. It's the link below the video:

Ha! The beauty's in the details, people.

[via Dlisted]

Look at this toy!  Can you believe someone let a product with such an egregious error make it to the shelves?!?

That's Finger F#$% Soccer, idiots!

[via The Daily What]

Whatever you do, don't click on the image above!!

And DON'T CLICK HERE!!

Both links take you to a sickening, NSFW website known as Wikipedia.

That's right: In Wikipedia's article on "strip poker" [DON'T CLICK THAT!], the Wikipedia community thinks it's acceptable to publish an image of a bare-breasted woman playing poker as if this is some sort of National Geographic article on the tribes of New Guinea.

Where I am from, we call that pornography.  Well, we also call it "TITTIES!"  But "TITTIES!" is a form of pornography that has absolutely no educational or research value, especially if people are trying to learn about the despicable act of playing strip poker.

Due to Wikipedia's complete disregard for public decency, I will no longer be using Wikipedia …to fap to.

It's the least I can do.

[via @Breakcom]