nuts

Not bad, but it would have looked more believable if you'd thrown a couple of nuts in there.

[via Izismile]

Do you have any nuts and/or have you seen my dead wife?

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Jacob, I agree with you…  It's already December 7th and I still haven't received my Christmas bonus!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

We only had 12 comments on last week's Fan Favorites post.

Of those 12 comments, only one actually suggested a Fan Favorite: Jordan Neuenschwander.

And he was bold.  Really bold.  Requesting not one, but two videos!

But sometimes boldness is rewarded!  And other times boldness doesn't matter because only one person made a suggestion so we are stuck with you.

Therefore, Jordan, here is the bowling ball to the nuts.  Both of them!

Thank you and you're welcome.

Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!

This week, I'm going with a suggestion from Professor Frizzo, primarily because I'm a big fan of Hussein sympathizers.  Coalition government, my ass!

However, I should point out that I wanted to use Marcos' suggestion:

Unfortunately, he forgot to include a suggestion.

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

Daniel let some of our staff take a shot at nailing him in the head with a football, but do you think he'd give an NFL pro that chance?

The video above is first person footage of a guy getting a football to the groin from Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco.

In the video info, he remarks: "I'm a huge Ravens fan, Joe Flacco is awesome and it's an honor to get hit by his pass!"

Ok, sure, but is it really a good sign if your starting quarterback is hitting spectators on the sideline or if you receivers can't pull down passes?

Oh, plus you can never have children again.  Is that an issue?

[via Digg]

We've been debating whether this video is real or fake.  (Well, the board is real.  I mean, whether or not it was staged.)

Still, even viewed as a tutorial on how to trick an unsuspecting victim into hitting himself in the nuts, it's pretty entertaining — once again proving the theory that getting hit in the balls transcends the usual rule that fake is not as funny as real.  A wallop in the groin is always chuckle worthy.

However, if you do attempt this trick on a friend, you might want to switch out the log part.  Not sure how many people you'll be able to convince to be blindfoldedly throwing logs around after this.

Not sure how many people you could have convinced to be blindfoldedly throwing logs around before this…

Oh yeah, and DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

[via Digg]

For the third week in a row, our weekly caption challenge passed the 1,000 comment mark! And as usual, we sorted through them looking for the best caption to last week's "Evil Squirrel" picture.

This week, our favorite caption came from a commenter going by the handle, stache.

When will the paparazzi leave Kirstie Alley alone?!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture, or link us to a video or image you think is better.  If we agree, we might post it on the Tosh.0 homepage!  And check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorites.

You better not put your hands anywhere near my nuts!

[Photo used via Creative Commons license from Darren Copley / Flickr]