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First Time Spelling?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 3, 2014 at 5:00PM

He was once burned alive under a giant magnifying glass and resurrected three days later.

[via Daily Garlic]

This Is A Real Commercial

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

Barack, I think this bitch's gonna cut off your junk. Ha I'm kidding she'll be too busy fighting the gays.

[via Barstool]

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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Funny or Die]

Your Neighbors Hate You

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

Fox News is currently setting up a time lapse camera to capture the melting process.

[via Reddit]

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