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"My leg's asleep."

"What'd you say, babe?"

"Nothing."

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Oh sorry.. our show doesn't really cater to obese chihuahuas.

A British company called More Th>n has "prototyped an automated stairlift to carry obese dogs up tough flights of stairs."

The Daily What goes on to mention that "a pooch can activate [the device] with a paw-press."

Now I'm not a fucking doglift expert, but I'm looking at the photo and where the basket starts is about two steps up, which means your fat-ass dog can't even get in there on his own, which means you'd have to lift your dog to put him on the lift.

Which if you already have to pick up your dog to put him in there, why don't you just carry your dog up the stairs instead of installing an $8,000 stair-hogging monstrosity?

This is why you have an obese dog: because you are lazy as shit.  Give your dog to a responsible pet owner.  Problem solved.  I saved you 8 grand.  Mail me my 10%.

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Experts debate over whether obesity is caused by nature or nurture.

Sometimes it's obviously both.

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Nothing To Do With Arbroath provides more details:

"Oshine, a morbidly obese adult female, weighs in at a massive 100kg, which is double her natural bodyweight. Experts say Oshine piled on the pounds because of her unnatural lifestyle ? she was kept as a pet for 13 years in South Africa and led a sedentary existence."

Send Oshine my way!  I've been looking for a subject for my proposed scientific inquiry, "Methamphetamines and Weight Loss in Domesticated Orangutans."

Unfortunately, I've already spent the grant money and did all the meth.

Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of giant baby.

No discernible talent?  Check.

Lack of knowledge on how to play your material?  Check.

One morbidly obese fan?  Check.

You're ready to rock.  Go for it!

[via BuzzFeed]

Last week, McDonald's announced they would be offering free, unlimited Wi-Fi in the vast majority of their fast food restaurants beginning in early 2010.

This new strategy works exceptionally well with their overall goal of making Americans obese.

Eating high calorie, processed food is only one part of the vast tapestry that is becoming severely overweight.  Eating in excess and remaining sedentary for long periods of time is also an important component.

By giving customers a reason not to move and keeping them in their restaurants where they may feel compelled to purchase more food will help McDonald's further these goals.

Sitting on your ass and fast food.  It's a match made in heaven!  I'm lovin' it!

[via ComputerWorld]

Every so often, a video of a fat kid falling over will go viral. But that's only every so often. Why should I have to wait for that to happen if I need my fat person falling over fix right now?

It?s easy to lose your balance when you?re top-heavy and have no muscle — which made it that much easier for someone to start a site all about it: Fat Kids Falling.

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