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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Mom Always Told Me The Same Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

[via Izismile]

God Bless America

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

Ever wonder what the opposite of a gym looks like?

[Via Izismile]

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Welcome To Heaven

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 3:00PM

Finally: a town where you don't have to ask "Which way to the Baconator?"

[Via The Clearly Dope]

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What Are You Implying?

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Please prove you're not a SpamBot by doing one fucking pull-up for once in your fat life."

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People Are So Predictable

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 22, 2010 at 3:00PM

It happens every year: You eat way too much food and become a total fat ass during the holidays.

But it's not just you.  As Redditor soyjesus points out, according to Google Trends, searches for "weight" spike around Christmas and then steadily decline all year… every year… like clockwork.

It's a sad state of affairs really.

Why are people even bothering to search "weight"?  We all know we ate too much.  Why not search "how to get some goddman self-control for a change" or "how to shut my pie hole"?

If not that, then just search for "living with obesity."  At least then you're being honest with yourself.

[via Reddit]

Piss-Ups

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 24, 2010 at 1:32AM

Daniel is fighting obesity by inventing his own simple exercise program. And yes, he really makes the whole office do them.

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 24, 2010 at 1:30AM

In tonight's show, Daniel takes a look at a couple of old men with a very strange fetish.

And Daniel proves that 50 Tyson isn't the only one who knows how to spit rhymes.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

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Guess What Happens Next: Bad Mom Strips

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 3, 2010 at 1:33AM

Things just keep getting worse when a bad mom uses her kids in a strip tease.

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