Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
Total Views: 208,298
|
|
New Every Tuesday |
All New Tosh.0 App |
Catch Tosh on Tour |
Hot Hat |
Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday. |
NOW AVAILABLE: more puke, injury, and titties than your precious soul can handle. |
See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now! |
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments. |

"Please prove you're not a SpamBot by doing one fucking pull-up for once in your fat life."
[Via Imgur]
It happens every year: You eat way too much food and become a total fat ass during the holidays.
But it's not just you. As Redditor soyjesus points out, according to Google Trends, searches for "weight" spike around Christmas and then steadily decline all year… every year… like clockwork.
It's a sad state of affairs really.
Why are people even bothering to search "weight"? We all know we ate too much. Why not search "how to get some goddman self-control for a change" or "how to shut my pie hole"?
If not that, then just search for "living with obesity." At least then you're being honest with yourself.
[via Reddit]
Daniel is fighting obesity by inventing his own simple exercise program. And yes, he really makes the whole office do them.
In tonight's show, Daniel takes a look at a couple of old men with a very strange fetish.
And Daniel proves that 50 Tyson isn't the only one who knows how to spit rhymes.
But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:
Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.
Things just keep getting worse when a bad mom uses her kids in a strip tease.
Sign up to receive exclusive Tosh.0 alerts via email:
Want the latest info on Tosh.0? Text puke to 44686 to receive three-to-five messages every week featuring all the Tosh you can stomach. Text HELP to 44686 if you need help, or STOP to stop receiving alerts. Message and data rates may apply.