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Pop Quiz

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Which one is native to the island, and which one is A GHOST!?!?!

[via Break]

Someone Forgot To Bundle Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

Coming to NBC this fall: "Karen And The Nude Dude!"

[via Acid Cow]

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 21, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

Teletubby Retirement Looks Pretty Fun, Y'All

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

"But how can I water-ski while still creeping everybody out?"

[Via Izismile]

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Romance

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

One man's romantic horseback ride is another man's horrible fucking job.

[via reddit]

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Boat

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 15, 2012 at 6:00PM

That'll keep the pirates away.

[via The Chive]

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Have You High-Fived A Shark Today?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 21, 2012 at 2:00PM

Me neither. But I did dodge a tennis ball going 100 miles per hour.

Just another day at the Tosh.0 office.

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Who's Hungry?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

Try it with red sauce!

I'm talking about marinara. Come on, you guys are gross.

[via Chive]

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Perfect Time for Math Homework

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 10, 2011 at 12:00PM

"You laugh now, but in 10 years I'll have enough money to get women far older and less attractive than these."

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 3, 2011 at 12:00PM


There's got to be a better way to wash the sperm off of your sex doll.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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