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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

I'll Be Honest, He's Not Aging Well

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

twelve

He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

[via Izismile]

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12-years-old

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kid

man

old

silly

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tv

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

MY Matt just sits at his desk looking up porn all day.

Did you guys get my joke about Matt, the other blogger? Kinda funny, huh?!

[via YouTube]

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2005

classic

hell

matt

old

video

viral

where

Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

100yearoldsmoker

What's awkward is she's only 50.

[via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:30PM

Filomena-Tobias

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via WPBF]

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105

bacon

boobs

bulls

cnn

dog

facebook

fail

flip off

game

girlfriend

hooters

hot 100

links

manti teo'

maxim

mom

mothers day

news

noah

old

owl

playoff

quentin

titties

tortellini

video

webmd

woman

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Talentless but successful? HE PAVED THE WAY FOR YOU, SHIA LABEOUF.

[via YouTube]

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classic

old

throwback

thursday

video

viral

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

I swear to God one of those girls is Lady Gaga.

[via Best Viral]

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classic

cover

girls

hey

lady gaga

lip sync

music

old

pixies

sing

song

video

viral

How Long 'Til They Realize I Don't Belong Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

grind

That's our landlord and yes he just came.

[via The Chive]

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black

club

clubbing

creepy

creepy guy

crep

cum

dance

dance club

grind

landlord

old

old guy

old white guy

orgasm

race

racial

white

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

What's REALLY amazing about this is that she's deaf.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

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famous

grandma

grandmother

happy days

lip

old

person

sing

singing

sync

video

woman

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

Who needs English when you speak DANCE?

[via YouTube]

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classic

dance

music

old

tbt

throwback

thursday

tunak tunak tun

video

viral

weird

Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

fuckyoutime

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

[via Izismile]

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