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It's A Pouch … For Your Penis

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 30, 2014 at 8:00PM

To be fair mint green is unflattering on most anyone.

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Head Out On The Safeway

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

oldguy

This is one dude you don't want to steal a Werther's Original from.

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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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How Long 'Til They Realize I Don't Belong Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

grind

That's our landlord and yes he just came.

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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