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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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How Long 'Til They Realize I Don't Belong Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

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That's our landlord and yes he just came.

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Better Than The Last 3 Muppet Movies Combined

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's easy; just practice and never visit a dentist.

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Nice Gams, Gramps

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

Great, I'm late for my volleyball meeting.

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Leashes Are Expensive

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sure, this seems weird, until you realize that dog is dead.

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Make It Rain, Dad

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

So basically: vote Ron for Town Treasurer!

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Mmm, Do I Detect A Hint Of… Alzheimer's?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

I must say, Vanilla Ice has aged beautifully.

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Did Someone Say 'Affordable Panties'?!?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 3, 2013 at 11:00AM

That exclamation point just barely hides his old, leathery boner.

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You Forgot 'A Total Dick'

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 26, 2012 at 1:00PM

This shirt is dedicated to the one-legged guy I'm beating.

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