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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

You Know You Want This, Sonny Boy

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

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OK, how much money will it take for you to stop doing that?

[via Izismile]

How Was Your Weekend?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

I feel like this woman could be using her Medicare more responsibly.

[via The Chive]

Now Where's The Uncensored Version?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Explanation: Her husband just died.

[via CollegeHumor]

My Real Name's Suzi

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

[via The Chive]

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Come To This Assisted Living Facility Often?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

If you got it, flaunt it! And by "it" I mean a really embarrassing t-shirt.

[via Imgur]

Someone At This Arby's Wants You Dead

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

Which pig wronged you, Grandma?

[via I Am Bored]

Go On…

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Hey at least they weren't gossiping about each other AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

[via Acid Cow]

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Halloween Costume? What Halloween Costume?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 11:00AM

Please let this be the last thing I see before I die in a hurricane.

[via The Chive]

I Guess She's More of a Beatles Person

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

Dear Elvis Impersonator, Let me eat my blackberry Jello and die in peace. Athankyaverymuch.

[Via The Chive]

This Time You Forked With The Wrong Woman

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes To Jail For Stabbing A Guy In The Neck With A BBQ Fork."

[via I-Am-Bored]

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