old man

Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.

(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)

[via Cherryplucker]

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Great, I'm late for my volleyball meeting.

[via The Chive]

This may sound harsh, but I'll feel a lot safer when this man is dead.

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January: when widowers fly south for the winter.

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You're telling me that cattle auctioneer doesn't manscape?! I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.

[via IHC]

"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?" -You, every time you need a comeback, forever

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It's bad enough my swimsuit pinches at my waist but now everyone's grabbing my sack thinking it's a stress ball!

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YOLO.

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Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming.

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