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It wasn't until after the picture was posted that the girls noticed they were being haunted by a really proud ghost.

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This made the exact same noise as when you peel a Fruit Roll-Up off the cellophane.

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This is an exact reenactment of the raid on the Sandusky compound.

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Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.

(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)

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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Great, I'm late for my volleyball meeting.

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This may sound harsh, but I'll feel a lot safer when this man is dead.

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January: when widowers fly south for the winter.

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You're telling me that cattle auctioneer doesn't manscape?! I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.

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"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?" -You, every time you need a comeback, forever

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