Girls Will Be Girls
Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.
(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)
[via Cherryplucker]
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Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.
(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)
[via Cherryplucker]
And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.
[via Izismile]
You're telling me that cattle auctioneer doesn't manscape?! I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.
[via IHC]
"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?" -You, every time you need a comeback, forever
[via Videogum]
It's bad enough my swimsuit pinches at my waist but now everyone's grabbing my sack thinking it's a stress ball!
[via Epic Fail]
Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming.
[via hurrisonfode]
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