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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Bangin' Beach Bodies

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

BeachBodies

It wasn't until after the picture was posted that the girls noticed they were being haunted by a really proud ghost.

[via Acid Cow]

Working On My Base

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

BackPeel

This made the exact same noise as when you peel a Fruit Roll-Up off the cellophane.

[via Break]

Tags: 

gross

nasty

old man

peel

skin

skin cancer

sunburn

Shrug It Off

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

oldmanswat

This is an exact reenactment of the raid on the Sandusky compound.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

old man

police

raid

Sandusky

shrug

Girls Will Be Girls

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.

(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)

[via Cherryplucker]

Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

fuckyoutime

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

[via Izismile]

Nice Gams, Gramps

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

Great, I'm late for my volleyball meeting.

[via The Chive]

Bet He Gives A Mean Hummer

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

This may sound harsh, but I'll feel a lot safer when this man is dead.

[via CollegeHumor]

Old People Are Magic

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

January: when widowers fly south for the winter.

[via I Am Bored]

This Is News

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

You're telling me that cattle auctioneer doesn't manscape?! I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.

[via IHC]

Tags: 

harry dick

local news

name

news

old man

Mr. Wizard Is A Dick

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?" -You, every time you need a comeback, forever

[via Videogum]

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