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The Gym Membership Is Really Paying Off

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 10:00PM

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to NOT capture a naked old guy in a locker room selfie.

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The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

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age

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grandpa

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not dead yet

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Rollin' In Social Security

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Put on some Sinatra and get my live-in nurse in here, I'm bout to make it rain!"

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Bungee Suspenders

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 6:00PM

This is grandpa's best life-hack since he realized a hatchet makes one hell of a cheese knife.

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Just Out For Some Beer And A Bombing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

Diabeetus has made Wilford Brimley unbelievably irritable.

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jazzy

moped

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