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Turns out the 37th chamber is an oxygen chamber.  Wu-Tang!

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"I keep telling you, I haven't seen a bedazzled phone with flowers all over it.  You have the wrong number!  Stop calling me!"

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"Hopefully, if we shove the creepy old man in that magic hat, we can make him disappear."

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Make sure to get extra peanut butter cups. The kid behind you will definitely jump in a van for those.

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Smoking around his children.  For shame.

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Looks like Santa Claus is going to have to resign.

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There are 55 year-olds that look at a skydiver and say, "I want to do that." And there are 55 year-olds that look at a racecar driver and say, "I want to do that." And then there's A. Samuels. He looked at Rebecca Black and said, "I want to do that."

Tell your dad to buy a motorcycle and be done with it already.

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Dude, if you're going to jack up your jean shorts that high, at least pull them all the way to your neck so we don't have to see your back hair.

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You like that? You should see the time I balanced a machine gun on my head in Nam!

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No, really. IT'S ALL GREEK.

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