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Next episode: How to use Google Calendar to track your imminent death.

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Idiot. Everyone knows Canola Oil is for partying.

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I wonder if this guy is available for his own upcoming funeral?

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If you want her $40 cash, you're gonna have to get through that steel fortress of wrinkles.

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Germans test their tobacco like they test their women, with a finger and a nose.

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Leave it to the Germans to take tobacco seriously.

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Because you watched them discuss Kim Kardashian's sex tape and said, "But wait, how do the grandmas feel about BDSM???"

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When I was a kid, we had to carry our gramophones around the salad bar. You youngins don't know how good you have it!

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The real lesson here is that if you're going to take a picture with a topless woman in Europe, make sure you also pick things up when you drop them.

That's marriage.

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Gymnasts are hot! Am I right? So fit and flexible.

This gymnast is 86. Which means she's also very experienced in bed.

Sweet dreams tonight.

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