old woman

This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.

[via Cherryplucker]

I feel like this woman could be using her Medicare more responsibly.

[via The Chive]

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

[via Imgur]

"Children are the future.  I am the present.  Your group photo can fucking wait."

[via IAB]

"Stop being such a drama queen.  Going to a nursing home isn't THAT bad.  They have shuffleboard there."

You can read her story here.

[via The Daily What]

Looks like your grandma is having a good time!

So's the old woman holding your grandma.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

"Grandma, I know it's a sore subject, but don't make me pull the plug on you a second time."

[via Reddit]

Last Friday, we showed you "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Literal titles are the worst.  "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" does a good job describing this video, but it avoids touching on the subtext.  What about the subtext!?

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Davesucks who wrote, "In Ireland, that's called going to bed."  Ah, racism…  Works every time to win over Tosh.0 fans.  Congratulation, Davesucks!  Let's hope that Dave really does suck.