Oldest Twitter User Dies
Mashable reports that Ivy Bean, the woman who had been recognized as the oldest Twitter user despite being an obvious corporate pawn in a massive publicity stunt, has died.
She is survived by 57,281 followers.
The circumstances surrounding her death are still being investigated, but apparently, at some point she asked her caretaker, "Do you mind if I actually tweet for a change?" to which he responded, "Shut it, you old hag!" and promptly suffocated her with a pillow.
Her final tweet: "saying hello to sweet satan cant wait until you all join me."
