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Nailed It.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 10:00AM

("Joke")

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One More Picture From The Closing Ceremonies? Okay.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

The Spice Girls were on FIRE that night. Unfortunately this guy was in the front row.

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Olympic Commentators Are Dicks

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 5:00PM

Those who can't do, commentate.

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Your Girlfriend Made The Olympics

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 3:00PM

Before her romps in the Olympic Village her last name was Smith.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Socket To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

He wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Justin Jasman.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

The Olympics Are Inspirational

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 5:00PM

Every four years, for two weeks, I stop whatever I'm doing to watch TV.

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Is It Racist? – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

YUP.

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He's A Rower AND A Show-er

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 7, 2012 at 4:00PM

They won the bronze, but he's got the gold.

America. Fuck yeah.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Socket To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

It's all fun and games 'til somebody's eye turns into a ping pong ball.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Feng Li/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Stuart Fast.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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