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"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

[via Break]

Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

[via Barstool]

You should see it when she gets out of bed in the morning! (It looks exactly the same.)

[via No Way Girl]

Katy Perry was right. California girls really are undeniable.

[via Izismile]

Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

[via Izismile]

OMG this is JUST like that "Sex and the City" episode where none of them survived.

[via Break]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

When you're dehydrated, every second counts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

Surprise, surprise- the most viewed show clip this year was centered around a nut sack.

Take a moment to enjoy Teabag A Mousetrap once again. I don't know about you, but I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.