Let's check in on my hometown of Naples, Florida, shall we?
David Bustos, 26, got in an argument with his girlfriend last week. He left her home then came back while she was sleeping to shave her head with electric clippers.
"Deputies said there were several sections of braided hair lying on the victim?s bed."
Solid imagery, deputies.
What do you think is more upsetting? Her bald spot or the fact that those clippers are definitely used on his junk?