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Move Over, HJ Mom

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

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Joe Somebody is Going to Be Somebody One Day

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 12, 2009 at 1:00PM

"Oh sh*t, bitch." He delivers that line with enough energy to power New York for a day! Imagine the stage presence were he to go on tour! The video screens at his stage show better zoom in exactly that much on his face.

This is YouTube user "613JoeSomebody," and in case you can't understand what he's rapping about, he's from that hot rap scene in Ottawa, Ontario. 613 is the area code for Ottawa. He pretty much repeats those two things the whole time so that should explain about 80% of his flow.

Ontario is just not a location you want to be rapping about. Try saying "muthaf*ckin Canada" like a badass. It's hard. I tried "I puck so much you'd think I play hockey" in a rap battle last night and I couldn't pull it off.

That line's for you, Joe Somebody. It's all yours.

613, out.

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